Definitely The Dark Side

Something to tide us all over.

Thrilling. Not

So just an update on the dental situation because I know you all are just dying to know all the gory details. Heh, well there aren't many.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

TMI AHEAD!

On the second day of our vacation while I was flossing to get a stubborn piece of dinner out a big piece of my tooth came out as well. See doc, flossing isn't always the way to go. Well it didn't hurt with the exception of the fact that the new edge was a bit sharp on the ole tongue. After setting up an appointment our vacation continued.

Fast forward to last Monday. I went in expecting some fairly crappy news. One reason the chipped tooth. A second reason being I haven't gone to the dentist for eight years. Yeah I know. No comments necessary. So X-Rays and then he starts poking around. He can't find a chip. WTF? Turns out that flossing I did two weeks earlier dislodged a chunk of tartar so large I thought it was tooth. Gross huh? Heh. The doc thought so too, but clothed his comments in dentist jargon. Well duh doc not going in for eight years is obviously not the best way to maintain good oral hygiene.

Turns out after eight years I had two minor cavities and a friggin shitload, or I guess mouthful is more accurate, of tartar. So the plan was to "deep clean" for the tartar and drill and fill the cavities. I was cool with that, but didn't realize he was ready to start right then. Heh, oh well no time like the present. It was gonna take two sessions for some reason. I would have been cool with one long one, but oh well. First day he novocaines the crap outta the left side. Drills and fills the two cavities on that side and scrapes the living bejeebus outta that side. No pain, but damn holding your mouth open that long sucks major donkey balls. Went in at noon. Needle action at 1PM. Outta there around 4:30. Phew.

Show up on Tuesday a little before 5 to finish the right side. Same thing novocaine, drill and fill and hit the road. About an hour and a half later and done. This time I'm not gonna let eight years go by before I go back. Maybe just seven.

In Anticipation

Anticipating the activities of the weekend I present the button below. Press it.



EDIT TO CLARIFY: Push that button until your mouse screams. Make Little Kenny super duper Cornified!

All Puns Intended

I can't take credit for any of these, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Enjoy. Thanks Pop.

• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

• A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

• Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

• A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

• A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

• Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

• "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
  "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
  "Is it common?"
  "Well, It's Not Unusual."

• Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
  

• An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

• A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
  

• I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  A fsh.

• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

• Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

• A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
  "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
  "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

• A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

• Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

• A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

• And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Little Kenny Says....

Deschutes Inversion IP..A followed by Dogfish Hea d IP A does not make fo r cohenrent posting by lllllllliiiiiiittle kennyl. No more. done go to bed. oi my.

Durnk Skinny Dipping

Man if I had a house with a pool tonigit would be a swim night fer sure.

Ker---Splash!!

And here's the soundtrack for the night. Oop, oop!! Available for a limited time only.

#1 Club Hit - Best of Dance and Techno

Update: Flashback to youngish - Still dirnking! Oop! Oop!

I'm A Maverick

Click Me

Ok, maybe one more.

Click Me Too

And just one more.

Click me trois.

The Wedding Invitation

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Yes, that is the dress you want to wear on your "big" day. I wonder if he built them.

It's All About The Motion Baby

epMotion

Don't question. Just click baby. Oh, oh, oh.

Poop Tomato

Heh, sounds interesting eh? Well a couple of months back, can't remember exactly when, but Mrs. LK noticed what looked to be remnants of a fire along side our little rental house. It was late and I didn't take a look until the next day. Turns out what looked like a small pile of burnt ash was in fact something even worse. Our refuse was bubbling up from underground. The sewer pipe came out of the house right where the "mess" was. We informed the landlord, AKA The Warden, and within a day or so he had it taken care of. (Thank you.)

About two weeks ago I noticed some rather large weeds growing on that side of the house. Upon closer inspection they turned out not to be weeds. In the picture below the gray line is where the sewer pipe is buried. When they dug down to fix it they piled dirt along both sides of that line. Now I've got tomato plants growing where the dirt was piled.



Well I took some more pics today and those tomato plants are now covered in little green tomatoes. I'm thinking that if the wild critters around here don't get them those are gonna be some damn fine tomatoes. I mean that ground has been heavily fertilized for who knows how long. Mrs. LK says she doesn't want anything to do with them. Maybe I don't either, but still they're looking good and plants themselves smell great and the bugs have left them alone.