Made In Canada, Eh.

The fine folks at IceJerseys.com put this together for me. They even called to ask a question regarding my order to make sure it was really what I wanted. Good folks. Even if they are French Canadians. ;) Thanks folks I'll be here all week. Try the fish.


Now if they'd only have another bout I'd be able to wear this sucker to a game. LA Derby Dolls rock! Go Fight Crew!

Happy Birthday KJ!

Since we couldn't be there with you I'm totally lazing it around the pool in your honor. Cheers KJ! Mucho Aloha.

If Sloths Swam

I Say, I Say, I Say

Your Score: Jimmy Stewart

You scored 26% Tough, 9% Roguish, 42% Friendly, and 23% Charming!

You are the fun and friendly boy next door, the classic nice guy who still manages to get the girl most of the time. You're every nice girl's dreamboat, open and kind, nutty and charming, even a little mischievous at times, but always a real stand up guy. You're dependable and forthright, and women are drawn to your reliability, even as they're dazzled by your sense of adventure and fun. You try to be tough when you need to be, and will gladly stand up for any damsel in distress, but you'd rather catch a girl with a little bit of flair. Your leading ladies include Jean Arthur and Donna Reed, those sweet girl-next-door types.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Classic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Cheeselover At Work

Custom Made Baby

The Landlord

If you haven't already seen this then clicky da linky.

Where For Art Thou Dolls?

Dear LADD,

I'm seriously going through roller derby withdrawls at this point. After their last bout in.... crap it was so long ago I can't even remember.... well after their last bout they had to postpone the next one. They still haven't made an announcement as to when they're gonna resume the season. I gots a feering the city is dickin' them around with the permits. Oi! Damn THE MAN!

Here's how I see it working out. Now that I have a firm launch date for me satellite, I'm leaving June 28th by the way, they'll probably schedule the next bout for when I'm gone. But if you're reading LADD then please schedule the next one for one of the first four weeks in June. That would be 6/2, 6/9, 6/16 or 6/23. Better yet schedule one for 6/2 and another one for 6/23 and then skip the month of July altogether. Oh and skip the first part of August too. Resume in August on either 8/18 or 8/25. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh. I'll pay you guys to do that for me. Even more than usual.

Love(well, like a whole lot anyway),
Little Kenny

Not Safe For Work

No touching the monkey balls you jive ass monkey.

As If There Were Any Doubts

You Are 92% A Child of the 80s

There's hardly a moment of the 80s that you missed out on. Was there ever a better decade? As if!

Are You a Child of an 80s?

And not so much.

You Are 60% A Child of the 90s

Ah yes, the 90s! You remember them - and they were totally phat. Or totally dope. Or totally da bomb.

Are You a Child of an 90s?

The Result Of Atomic Radiation

They're no crazier than us. Just crazier in a more fun way.

Star Trek Is NOT Gay! Dammit!

I mean how could it be? It's got William "Fucking" Shatner in it afterall.