Sunday, March 25, 2007

Lions and Tigers and Bears...Not

Made it out to the Old, not the new, the Old LA zoo today. If you weren't there, you suck. ;) It worked out really well once we figured out the grill situation. All the photos I took are up at flickr, only a few sadly. I did a bit of the cooking today so I didn't wander around too much. Next time more wandering and more pictures.

Forksplit made up some really great instructions on how to get there. You can see them here.




Update: Here are the links to the videos at YouTube. Camaroon! Lazy Day.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

It Takes All Kinds

1)
Trebuchet
Must be nice to have tons of cash.

2)

I can't believe I watched the whole damn thing.

3)

Mech Warrior the home game.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Click-Click

New toy showed up today for Mrs. LK. When I origninally told her a toy was coming today she misunderstood, but we won't go into the details on that. ;) I seem to have a weak spot for these damn Canon cameras. If I had my way I'd pick up every single one of them. I don't take that many pictures, but I'm addicted to these little point-and-shoots. Mrs. LK made a comment on Monday night when I was looking at this sucker on Newegg that she hasn't had a new one in over a year. Well that's all it took. Got this and a 1GB card for it. I like it and I think she will too.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Ramming Speed!

Another grand night at the Doll House in Little Tokyo. Sirens versus the Tough Cookies. The cookies took an early lead in the first quarter, but the Sirens soon caught up and the two teams traded the lead for the rest of the night. Good, clean fun. Mostly.

Every time we go we buy raffle tickets for whatever the crap is that they're giving away. Now it's not really crap. They usually give away skate board decks, t-shirts, stickers. Pretty much general shwag. Not this past match, but the one before they actually gave away an electric guitar. So they do have some decent prizes, but really we're just buying to support the Dolls. Same reason we buy VIP tickets and then never sit in the bleachers. So anyway the CJP has a history of winning the damn prizes. Prior to last night he won a skateboard deck one night and shwag bag with a t-shirt and stickers and what not in it. You can see what's coming next right? Well he won another skateboard deck last night. Just so you all know he doesn't skate. Well. Never did.

So now he's got two decks. I think I posted a picture of our stuff in an earlier post. So while I was away using the facilities he wanders off to scrounge up a pen so he can get the deck signed by some of the girls. Pretty cool. He comes back with it signed by four of the Dolls. Needless to same I'm suitably impressed and pretty darn stoked for him. (Yes I just used the word stoked.)

And then he gives the deck to me.

Me.

Signed by none other than the captain of my team, Fight Crew, Tara Armov, my teams main enforcer Broadzilla and an all around hell raiser Tawdry Tempest. He also got the Tough Cookies Suzy Snakeyes to sign it as well. How fucking cool is that? Pretty damn cool let me tell you. Tara even got beer juice all over it since she was emptying the trash cans at the time. (Yes folks the Dolls aren't above cleaning their own house when visitors are over.) So check out the pics below of the aforementioned deck with autographs. Thanks CJP.

Black Label deck and wheels

Tara Armov #51

Broadzilla #5

Tawdry Tempest #29

Suzy Snakeyes #30

Black Label Emergency

Oh and I got suckered into buying a CD from one of the bands that played, Los Desnudos. They did punk cover tunes, but the album is not punk. Not bad though.

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Oh So Stolen From Trey

Thanks T.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual"."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sit ting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his/her friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Yes I laughed at most of those. Aren't you all proud?

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Mrs. LK In Colorado

Pictures to support my decision not to go to Colorado. Snow is pretty. Snow melts. Melted snow is wet. Wet freezes. The pictures are all I need. Thanks honey.




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