Three Things
So I'm sitting here being the bum that I've spent so many years honing my skills at. I'm listening to some podcasts that Wil Wheaton put out late last year and early this year. Occasionally I've stepped out onto the balcony to survey my surroundings. Three items popped to mind as I was out there.
1) I'm out of beer. Weak.
2) There are way too many freakishly bleached blond women running around this part of Florida. Maybe it's the same all over Florida, but I don't know since I haven't been there.
3) All I can see when I look at all these ultra dark tanned people is the decrepit old thing working at Walgreens. Darkly tanned, super sun wrinkled skin, no teeth. Remember your sun block people. Remember your sun block.
1) I'm out of beer. Weak.
2) There are way too many freakishly bleached blond women running around this part of Florida. Maybe it's the same all over Florida, but I don't know since I haven't been there.
3) All I can see when I look at all these ultra dark tanned people is the decrepit old thing working at Walgreens. Darkly tanned, super sun wrinkled skin, no teeth. Remember your sun block people. Remember your sun block.
posted by Little Kenny at 7/28/2007 11:53:00 AM
2 Comments:
You'd be proud - I slathered up in SPF 75 this weekend for the dragonboat festival. No brown wrinkly skin for me.
Smart, very smart. ;)
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