Don't Rain On My Parade
Don't be a wet blanket.
Don't crap on my coffee?
Actually drinking crappy coffee is now the thing to do. Apparently Hawaiian Kona or Jamaican Blue Mountain are just not good enough anymore. Now some people are turning to crappy coffee instead. To the tune of $175 a pound.
In Indonesia there's a little critter that eats the local coffee cherries. The pits inside, the coffee beans, pass through whole. They're then collected, roasted and sold.
Yeah, that's what I want some coffee that has gone through somethings ASS. "Mmmm, it has such a dark color and oh my what an interesting aroma." Sheesh.
via Yahoo! via Reuters